Gift Set

Gift Set

1,000,000.00

A GIFT THAT SAYS “YOU’RE A MONSTER”

Everyone loves getting gifts. Even NRA-backed politicians like you!

Our beautiful gift boxes contain 5 specialty soaps, along with a few helpful tips so you can, you know, avoid having to use our soaps in the first place.

Take a look. After all, with your complete inaction and obfuscation, you’ve earned it!

Because of high demand, product is limited to NRA-funded politicians only. Request a gift box as they become available. Or tweet a gift box to a politician.

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