A Gift for You


Dear Senator Gardner,

Like many NRA-backed lawmakers who’ve come out against common-sense gun legislation, you’re faced with a problem every day -  you love having all that gun-lobby money, but you hate having your fellow Americans’ blood on your hands.  

Well, you’re in luck. We at Blood On Your Hands Soap are thrilled to bring you this specialty soap gift set. Each soap is crafted to help you wash your hands of any responsibility in the nearly 13,000 gun deaths that occur in this country every year.

We hope it helps. But if it doesn’t, we’ve kindly provided you with a few other, more sensible ways to get the blood off your hands.

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